From the General's desk.

How do you do? The Famous Monster of Minneapolis feels it would be a

little unkind to present this web site without just a word of friendly warning.

He is about to unfold the birth of UniversalMonsterArmy.com, an all new

web site devoted to classic monsters, who sought to create mania after

their own image - without reckoning upon God.

It is one of the strangest web sites ever published. It deals with the two great

joys of the internet - Universal Monsters and their loyal fans.

I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It may even ... horrify you!

So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your eyes to such a

web site now is your chance to ... well, we've warned you!

Terry Ingram

The Famous Web Master and General of UMA.

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